Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Another complain on the lighter side...

An anonymous email we received detailing an experience with time travelling touched me. Instead of advocating and making false accusations about GDO Corp, this person tells us her awful trip through time:

I seriously thought time travelling would be fun. It was a nightmare. I have never travelled on such a regulated and restricted flight. You could barely talk, much less get up to go to the bathroom. There were interrogative questions that seemed silly and provoked laughter in some of the passengers. There was one gentleman that answered the questions by questioning the authorities. His time travelling Visa was immediately suspended and the sir was sent home.

Our trip was set to witness the declaration of independence and instead we were bystanders of the war for independence. A gun shot my sister during the trip and luckily, Greenwich does carry a doctor with them in case of an emergency, and was quickly healed. When we would ask questions about what was happening and whether what we saw could be rewritten in American history textbooks, the guides would completely ignored the questions. It is already difficult enough to apply and receive the Visa, I can not understand why it should be more difficult to enjoy the services provided.

I am writing to the owners of GDO Corp to ask you to please find a solution to this stressful and awful situation. Time travelling should be a fun and enjoyable, the chips and watches should help scientists and others find cures to diseases that are destroying society. As the makers of the time travelling chips and watches, you have a duty to the public. You should make sure your products are used for the correct reasons and help those that need it. I appreciate your time and hope to hear from you soon.

Sincerely,
Annienoemiss@gmail.com


All that we want to do is provide time travelling mechanisms that enhance the experience of those that want to use them. We believe in equality for all and the chips and watches that we produce are easy to use and very affordable. We appreciate this person’s time to inform us about the misuse of our products. We hope to address this issue in person or by email.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Bothersome Letters...



I would like to share the following letter with all of you to see how far fetched the citizens of Pacifica have reacted to my affiliation to The Golden Grain. It was left at the doorstep of The Golden Grain earlier this morning.

The letter reads exactly as follows:


Dear Mr. Delfino,

I was deeply concerned with the rumors spreading around Pacifica that inside the Golden Grain you keep an unregistered portal. If this is true, this is an injustice to the Garcia’s who have allowed you to use their building to manufacture your illegal products with their machines. I plan to email the Time Travelling Police informing them about these suspicions. I am only doing this for the Garcia Family who are nothing but kind, humble people trying to run their 30-year old business. They do not deserve to go to jail.


I would like to clarify that these rumors are NOT TRUE and that all I hope to do with my time travelling watches is to improve time travel and help ALL with their needs to travel into the past. I appreciate all those that trust the Garcia’s and me in particular for opening their home to me.


Sincerely,

Mark Delfino

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Instructional Video

Here is an instructional video explaining GDO Corp's routine:


Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Changes at the Golden Grain as of 2012


We never thought the world could change so much. Thanks to the innovations of GDO Corp and the services provided by Pacific Time Travel as well as Greenwich Travel, we have been able to go back in time and improve our business with antique Mexican Food. The only complication we have ran into was changing our name and changing some of our products' names due to the new laws passed by the U.S.E. Much of our products kept their Spanish names but are said with an English accent. An enchilada is an enchilada but a qesadiya (formerly known as a quesadilla)is now known as a cheese melt tort. Customers still ask us what it is

The AGN as well as Organization X have launched a full-scale protest against our products because they think that we are associated with the Disney Corporation. They think we actually are in favor of the time travelling regulations established by U.S.E. Despite our thirty-year success (and still running) we strongly believe time travel should be allowed available for people of all social and economic status, as long as everything is done legally. Mark Delfino is a great man and he has made The Golden Grain a better business for us.

The Golden Grain places customer satisfaction as a high priority. We make sure our customers get exactly what they want. We cordially invite you into our home and enjoy what customers agree is "the best burito shop in town".

~The Garcia Family~

Thursday, May 7, 2009

About Us...

My name is Mark Delfino, III and would like to thank you for visiting our blog site.




Our History:
I came to know the Garcia's in 2008, when their tortilla company, El Grano De Oro (now USE has us known as The Golden Grain) was struggling to hold itself together. I bought out all the whole tortilla section and am still renting that side to the Garcia's. After the 2010 Freedom of Everything Act was passed and normal average citizens were allowed to time travel, I discovered that most of the machines used to make tortillas could be used to create time travelling watches and chips. We have recycled the compressors and heaters and are very useful in our creations.

What We Make:
A typical day for me would be getting to the company around five in the morning and begin to warm up the machines. The corn oil that we’ve recycled gears the machines and allows them to run without wasting too much electricity or gas. The compressor shrinks the materials to the known sizes of the chips and watches. By ten, we have already manufactured about 2,000 watches.

What We Could Do:
We also provide alternatives to our customers for the time limit on time travelling. If you have any suggestions or ideas, please come visit our company at site for more information or email us at mailto:mdelfino@gdo.com